Thursday, January 5, 2017

It was a dark and stormy night - the rescue of a three-legged cat #notreally



It was a dark and stormy night - no it wasn't. It was a cloudy and raining afternoon - that is more accurate... 

It was a cloudy and raining afternoon when I went out to the local store to browse around when I returned to my car I saw something on the ground. I tend to look at the ground in a parking lot because I'm the kind of girl who picks up pennies and has a better day for finding them.

So I was walking back to my car, in the rain - it was drizzle - when I saw something on the ground.. as I approached I realized it was a kitty - a kitty? seriously?? Just look at this recreation.. 



The kitty was cold and wet so I scooped it up and took it home with me. Being so small I thought it best to get it into a nice warm bed - geeze.. seriously woman.. it's a gumball machine toy that some kid had too much fun with.. get over yourself.. 



After it had rested up and was warm I wondered if it was hungry. But what would this kitty eat?  It looked like a wild cat breed that might like a larger type of prey..

I decided to let it hunt its own dinner down. I knew it wouldn't do well on a hard surface, only having three legs, so we went to the fields to give that a go - *headpalm*



Faster than the eye could see - you mean as fast as it took for you to pose that thing, take a photo, pose it again and hoped it didn't fall over before you took another photo, don't you??, the kitty had pounced on its prey, the wild cherry gummy bear. I was so proud.

You do realize this is what happens when the woman doesn't have foster kittens to care for, don't you? she starts getting kitten fever and thinks finding a toy in the parking lot is a rescue story. This is almost as bad as the Great Balloon Rescue a year ago!!  If you aren't careful, she'll offer it for adoption and take applications for it.  Wait, no, that is a fabulous idea, get it out of the house before she posts again!! Anyone wish to adopt a three-legged toy cat? I bet if you ask she'll send it to you.. but she'll probably ask for updates for her former fosters posts.. and she says she is not crazy... 

25 comments:

  1. We miss the kittens too!!! Okay, okay ... Bear Cat doesn't ... he breathes a sigh of relief because there's no chance his Momma will fall in love with a kitten and give him a sibling (Trout ... Paris ... EGAD!).

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  2. hahaha that is funny,but your momma is just missing having little kittens around,xx Rachel

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  3. OMC, you really need some kittens! MOL

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  4. Too funny and very entertaining. Reminds me of an orange tripod I adopted from my vet. He was the sweetest kitty I ever had and wasn't afraid of the vacuum so I could vacuum him. Sadly, I only had him for 6 months when he succumbed to a very aggressive type of cancer. It broke my heart.

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    1. oh Roberta! I'm so sorry that happened. Cancer indeed sucks..

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  5. I would put in an adoption application, but my first update to you would be "he's lost under the bureau". 😉 I hope you get some kittens soon.

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  6. Very funny! I tend to walk looking down too.

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  7. LMTO. Thanks for the great start to my day!

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  8. One must keep themselves amused!

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  9. hehehe the things we do to amuse ourselves...

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  10. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Someone get this woman some kitten, stat!

    ~ Chris

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  11. This IS a rescue story!! Good work.

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  12. Very cool and funny post!!! Liked the images you added to it. Very nice!!!
    Scarlett

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  13. MOL! After this, mom is fully awake and does not need any more coffee.

    Emma and Buster

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  14. Jeez, we sure hope some kittens come your way soon. ;)

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  15. MOL! You need kittens ASAP!

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  16. I hope you get some kittens soon :)

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  17. Thanks for the comic relief - now quick, find some more kitties!

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  18. Aunt Connie, we worry about you, we really do. ~ Faraday

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  19. MOL! This is too funny. Thank you for making me laugh.

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