Momma, are you here to open the treat cabinet?
No Jack, sorry, I just wanted to ask you a question.
Can I ask you to open the treat cupboard?
You can ask, but you'd be distracting me from what I want to ask you.
I like it when you open the treat cabinet
I know you do buddy, maybe after this conversation, okay?
You haz my full attention, what do you want to know?
Are you going to be shaking that tailfeather anytime soon?
*looks at tail*
You are making me wait for treats for that lame joke?
Not to mention blogging about it??
Um.. kay... point taken.
Do you want chicken or salmon treats?
Yes Please!! You are so awesome and clever
and beautiful when you have treats in your hands