Friday, July 1, 2016

Kitten Basket Pie - recipe


Kitten Basket Pie

Serves: one or two (or several hundred virtually)
Prep time: three hours

Ingredients:

  • one very messy kitten room
  • five very stressed out kittens
  • one favorite basket
  • one very adorable kitten pie plate

Directions:

Enter kitten room hoping to cuddle stressed out kittens, realize that is not going to happen because you can't even sit on the couch because they have pooped all over it. Dismantle couch coverings and clean and replace cover with clean one. Attempt to make friends with kitten, it won't happen, the kitten will run away, but you still try. 
 Realize that kittens went poop in one corner and vomited in the other. Walk across room, freaking out kittens. Gather cleaning supplies, freaking out kittens, walk back over to mess, freaking out kittens, clean mess, freaking out kittens. repeat. 
Move toys and other objects in the room away from piles of mess so you don't have to clean toys and other objects, freak kittens out. Sit quitely for a minute to let kittens calm down and explore you. Get excited when kittens touch you voluntarily and freak kittens out because you looked at them, or breathed too hard, or your heart skipped a beat - because they can feel that and know something is up. Get back to cleaning. 
Realize kittens are getting sleepy from all of the freaking out they've been doing, and put down food so they don't go to sleep hungry. Scoop litter boxes while they are eating and try not to exclaim too loudly when you find three more not in the box but should be in the box piles. Turn around, see sleepy kittens gather next to and then in favored basket. Wait, take pictures and try not to pass out from the cute.

*places large pillows around the internet 
so when you pass out from the cute you have a soft landing spot*

15 comments:

  1. I hope they stop the freaking out part very soon!

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  2. That is some serious AWWWWW!! But we really hope they adjust soon. All this stress is very bad for such tiny tots.

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  3. once again....messy kittens are saved by the cute (and geez we hope they clear up and get with the program soon)

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  4. I want kitten pie!

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  5. The part of fostering that no one hears about...massive amounts of poop and vomit! That moment when they forgot to hate you and instead climbed on you must have made your heart sing!

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  6. Ummmm ... your basket is leaking kittens! Seriously though, those are some PASSED OUT kittens! But so very incredibly adorable!

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  7. Oh my... We hope the freaking and cleaning part stops soon ! We love the final result of your recipe ! Purrs

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  8. MOL! We want some kitten pie.

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  9. Sweet photos! It is almost hard to believe they can make such a big mess. Almost...

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  10. You are so freaking hilarious, Connie, and my heart goes out to you having to deal with cleaning up the diarrhea and vomit. It's a good thing they are so darn cute. I want that cutie pie.

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  11. So tiny! Love this post. Thanks so much for the suggestions and support about Sweetpea. She seems to be improving each day!

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  12. OMC! How adorable this is.

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