It was a dark and stormy night - the rescue of a three-legged cat #notreally

It was a dark and stormy night - no it wasn't. It was a cloudy and raining afternoon - that is more accurate... 

It was a cloudy and raining afternoon when I went out to the local store to browse around when I returned to my car I saw something on the ground. I tend to look at the ground in a parking lot because I'm the kind of girl who picks up pennies and has a better day for finding them.

So I was walking back to my car, in the rain - it was drizzle - when I saw something on the ground.. as I approached I realized it was a kitty - a kitty? seriously?? Just look at this recreation.. 

The kitty was cold and wet so I scooped it up and took it home with me. Being so small I thought it best to get it into a nice warm bed - geeze.. seriously woman.. it's a gumball machine toy that some kid had too much fun with.. get over yourself.. 

After it had rested up and was warm I wondered if it was hungry. But what would this kitty eat?  It looked like a wild cat breed that might like a larger type of prey..

I decided to let it hunt its own dinner down. I knew it wouldn't do well on a hard surface, only having three legs, so we went to the fields to give that a go - *headpalm*

Faster than the eye could see - you mean as fast as it took for you to pose that thing, take a photo, pose it again and hoped it didn't fall over before you took another photo, don't you??, the kitty had pounced on its prey, the wild cherry gummy bear. I was so proud.

You do realize this is what happens when the woman doesn't have foster kittens to care for, don't you? she starts getting kitten fever and thinks finding a toy in the parking lot is a rescue story. This is almost as bad as the Great Balloon Rescue a year ago!!  If you aren't careful, she'll offer it for adoption and take applications for it.  Wait, no, that is a fabulous idea, get it out of the house before she posts again!! Anyone wish to adopt a three-legged toy cat? I bet if you ask she'll send it to you.. but she'll probably ask for updates for her former fosters posts.. and she says she is not crazy...