Is this thing on?

Hello Internet, my name is Fleurp.. I just wanted to let you know the Momma has a birfday today.. Last year Muffin attempted to celebrate it with the foster kittens, but they refused to put on their party hats, so we had to be creative.

This year she's headed out of town to some sort of whoopie thing.. (darlin, that's the whoopie pie festival) so we have no idea when we are going to be able to pin her down and give her the purring she so totally deserves for taking such good care of us.. We luf her so much..

She did have a little shindig at work.. there were flowers

that we really wanted to nibble on but she won't let us.. and there was cake..

Yes, it was purple.. and had sprinkles.. and it was made by hand by her boss.. it was the epitome of the thought that counts - because quite often we have had the conversation about birthday cake and how I always wanted a box cake growing up but never got one because my mother believed that scratch cakes were better.   There was also..

Ice cream!  Hoodsie cups for adults..  The momma didn't bring us any.. :(

we have no idea what this is, or why they would be interested in it.  She said the dots were something called "balsamic glaze".. which she said is very yummy with those pink things.. Why she didn't have real live dead shrimps or some nice raw beef we will never understand.

She said there were gifties which were really sweet and fun, but there were two cards she thought you'd like..

The first one says: I was worried you weren't going to get a birthday card with a cat wearing a sweater on it. (inside: so here)
The second one says:  I got you a hamster for your birthday:  (inside: Not really.  But wouldn't it be so cool if I did?  We could name it Buttercup)

We really want to chew on the cards, but she won't let us do that either..
wait.. why do we want to pin her down and purr on her.. she won't let us have any fun!!
~Fleurp



HEY!! HEY!! I will wear a party hat!!  I luff the mommalady too.. hey..

Does this mean I get cake??