That lady was running late again this morning (BIG SURPRISE!) and she left me to blog.. ha ha ha.. I'm gonna spill all kindsa secrets.. like she only feeds us 10 cans of food, and we rarely get the good stuff, and she only gives us 500 kisses.. we so deprived.. help us!!
Not to mention she's been shoving stuff down our faces that we HATE.. *blech* first it was that yellow stuff that made my insides feel a little wobbly (OK fine, they felt way better afterwards) and then she brought in this stuff that smelled like grass and insisted in putting it in our eyes... AND NOSE!! *sneeze* and now my poor brother has to take that bubblegum smelling liquid (at least she doesn't put that up his nose!!)
What?? oh yea.. |
OK, fine, we aren't as sneezy as we were, and my brother isn't spewing snot all over me any more.. but did I mention we only got 500 kisses! and she didn't bother to pull our ping pong balls out of the corner of invisibility.. and we only got 10 cans of food.. we are hungry.. Come save us!!
You poor babies! Just 10 cans of food? What's she trying to do? Starve you? If you guys can work your tunnel, you could teleport right over and we'll have Mommy feed you. And pile on the kisses!
ReplyDeleteOh, dear! Just 10 cans of food and 500 kisses? Well, how can your human consider herself a proper foster mom?! It's awful, what you have to endure.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm just mesmerized by those whiskers...seriously. :-)
Poor sweet neglected babies--here's 500 more kisses, can't help with the food "shortage". Oh, thank you Connie! This made me smile and I really needed that.
ReplyDeletethat is just terrible - you will have to report her to the shelter when you go back for....wait, maybe we shouldn't tell you about that part MOL
ReplyDeleteWhat, only 10 cans of food?? We're sending more over virtually right now!
ReplyDeleteTen cans of food and 500 kisses? Flip that around... no wait.. not nearly enough kisses the... How about 1000 of each please!
ReplyDeleteI think there is a case for her to answer here! Only 500 kisses????
ReplyDeletePoor babies...but wait, ten cans of food? Our mom only gives us one and there are three of us. WT heck is up with that? Gotta go find out, MOL!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
We only get 100 kisses and half a can of food. Trade you places. Baggy and Nin (Hailey and Phod's cats)
ReplyDeleteAw, so glad to have found you. Please post anytime on our Facebook page. I founded a rescue foster group many years ago and have much respect for what you do.
ReplyDeleteYou tell her to come right back and finish her job! All kitties need a spokeskitten like you.
ReplyDeleteoh my CAT! That's a TRAVESTY of Justice! It is! We're completely and totally outraged on your behalfs. Rilly we is. Canz we come help you with those 10 cans????
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