|Hi Folks, Dorian here. I've got a sure fire way to get a human to love you|
|First, find a human. Then let them pick you up and snuggle you close.|
|Then slowly look up at them and make eye contact.|
I know that will feel weird as kitties generally don't make eye contact except for challenges but they love it.
|Then lay your head on them. They absolutely LOVE this|
|Lastly close your eyes to show trust.|
|They are just sooooo easy..|
(and no, there is no way we are keeping him)